Stop Reading the Cards

Overview

Build a deck, define its priorities, and watch your strategy execute itself. In this satirical single-player roguelike, cards become parts of an automated combat system. Create absurd synergies, adapt your rules, and survive a tower that treats every run like a badly managed show.

Why it’s here: 3 Steam followers. Upcoming games rank by Steam follower growth over the last day and week, weighed against the audience they already have. Released and upcoming games are charted separately; estimates and stars are never mixed in.